Pickup lines can be an entertaining icebreaker when used appropriately. While some cross boundaries or objectify, many are witty jokes meant for good fun.
As men, we must consider the comfort of whoever we’re engaging with. In this article, I’ve compiled over 200 corny but harmless pickup lines for guys that are sure to get a positive reaction if delivered respectfully and followed by genuine conversation.
Keep reading to discover a huge variety guaranteed to elicit a smile or lighthearted eye-roll at the very least. Just remember – how you follow through is what matters.
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Cheesy Pickup Lines for Guy
1. Hey beautiful, did you fall from heaven? Because your face looks a little sore.
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
3. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
4. If you were a library book, I’d check you out.
5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
6. Excuse me, but haven’t I seen you somewhere before? Oh, I’m sure of it — I’ve seen you in my dreams.
7. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
8. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
9. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m…”
10. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
11. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
12. I’m like a dictionary; I add more meaning to your life.
13. You must be Frankenstein’s monster, because you’re truly frighteningly beautiful.
14. Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?
15. If you were a tear, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
16. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants.
17. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
18. They say kissing is a language of love. Want to learn?
19. I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
20. Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
21. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.
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22. You remind me of my pinky toe, small, cute and I’m going to bang you on my coffee table later.
23. Do you like pancakes? Because I’m flippin’ for you.
24. You inspire me. Every time I look at you, my heart sings just like Whitney Houston singing The Star Spangled Banner.
25. You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
26. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
27. Are you from the Caribbean? Because Jamaica me crazy for you.
28. I would tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
29. Is your name summer? Because you’re hot!
30. Are you a beaver? Cause DAM!
31. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
32. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
33. Being with you is like riding a rollercoaster – I’m scared but I never want it to end.
34. Girl, is your daddy a drug dealer? Cause you dope!
35. Your hand looks cold, maybe my heart can warm it up.
36. Do you have a bandaid? Because I scrapped my knee falling for you.
37. I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
38. If you were a tear in my eye I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
39. Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
40. Are you Wi-Fi? Because I feel a connection.
41. Let’s play titanic. You be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
42. Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
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43. Was your dad an alien? Cause that ass is out of this world!
44. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!
45. Do you want to get tacos and talk about the first thing that pops up?
46. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
47. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
48. Are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world.
49. I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bed Rock.
50. I really want to take you out sometime. How about coffee? Or something stronger, like arsenic?
51. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
52. You must be a campfire, because I want sit around you and get warm while we roast marshmallows and make smores and tell each other ghost stories all night long.
53. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
54. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
55. Do you believe in destiny? Or did we just meet accidentally?
56. Girl, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
57. Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘mine’?
58. You must be a broom, ’cause you just swept me off my feet!
59. Are you an interior designer? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
60. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
61. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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62. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
63. You know those botanical gardens we were just talking about? I’m sorry, I forgot–my mind went completely blank, I was lost in your eyes.
64. Your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine?
65. I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.
66. Want to touch ID’s? I promise mine’s in my wallet.
67. Do you have a quarter? Cause your butt is looking fine.
68. You make me forget my pickup line.
69. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
70. For some reason, I’m attracted to dangerous things. Wanna be my dangerous thing?
71. You must be a smoothie, because you are so deliciously thick.
72. Do you have a map? ‘Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
73. I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
74. Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. That’s why I brought this ladder. May I please have your number?
75. If I had to rate you from 1 to America, you’d be out of this world.
76. Are you related to tomatoes? Because guys wanna squeeze you and girls are totally jealous of you.
77. Do you have a name? Or can I just call you mine?
78. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
79. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
80. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
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81. Nice feet… Wanna screw?
82. That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming too.
83. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
84. I’m not actually a police officer, but I’d still like to see your license… license to drive me crazy.
85. Are you Christian? Cause Mama, you’re exactly what I’ve been praying for.
86. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
87. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
88. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
89. I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.
90. Do you like pufferfish? Cause you blowin’ me away!
91. Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
92. Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print. ?
94. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?
95. I appear to be lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
96. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
97. You know what would look really good on you? Me.
98. You remind me of a refrigerator. Really cold on the outside but willing to give a guy a beer.
99. Will you be my Rose? I’ll be your Jack – we’ll go down together in each other’s arms.
100. Baby, are you WiFi? Because I feel a connection.
101. If you were a tree, you’d be a gorgeous-tree.
102. I may not be up to Fred Flintstone standards, but I can sure make your bed rock.
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103. Your lips look lonely… would they like to meet mine?
104. Hey baby is your daddy a drug dealer? Because you dope!
105. I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
106. Can I get your number? I promise I won’t share it with my friend… Venmo.
107. My love for you is real, like Pam’s breasts on The Office.
108. Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
109. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
110. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
111. You know how I know we’re meant to be together? Because my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
112. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
113. Come here often? Well you should, the view is amazing.
114. I know I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
115. You must be Fred Flintstone, because yaba daba do want to take you out.
116. Your eyes are bright, your smile is pure, we should get out of here I’m definitely into you.
117. If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
118. You’re so beautiful that you messed up this pickup line.
119. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.
120. I just lost my teddy bear, can I cuddle with you instead?
121. I’d better hurry up and ask you out before the clock strikes gorgeous and you turn back into a pumpking.
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122. Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
123. Are you a campfire? Cause I just want to roast marshmallows with you all night long.
124. I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
125. Girl, your legs must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
126. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I schedule a second trip past you?
127. Are you an interior designer? ‘Cause when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
128. You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
129. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in!
130. Girl are you a beaver? Cause DAM!
131. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
132. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around for me?
133. You look so good I’d dive in a pool of you.
134. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass gas and walk again?
135. Do you like movies? Because I can picture you and I together.
136. Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
137. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my Koala-fications 🙂
138. I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.
139. I’m pretty good at Jenga, but I’d rather play with your blocks.
140. You must be Jamaican, because you’re JAMAKIN’ me crazy!
141. You know, throughout history there have only been seven wonders of the world. But when I looked at you, I realized there was an eighth.
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142. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
143. Do you have a name, or can I call you tonight?
144. You know what day it is? The day I met the most beautiful girl in the world!
145. You know how they say that every person has a twin somewhere? Well, after seeing you… I’m still looking for mine.
146. Baby I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!
147. Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
148. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I just sit here and admire you some more?
149. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you 😉
150. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
151. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you 😉
152. Are you wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection 😉
153. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
154. Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a real knockout!
155. You know what? They say laughter is the best medicine, so let’s get together so we can cure what ails us!
156. On a scale of 1-10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
157. Can I follow you home? My parents always taught me to follow my dreams.
158. I lost my teddy bear, can I cuddle with you instead?
159. I may not be a photographer, but I can picture us together.
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160. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you 😉
161. Girl, are you Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
162. I’m like a rubik’s cube, all twisted up trying to get close to you.
163. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
164. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
165. I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock. 😉
166. Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
167. Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
168. Your eyes are blue like the ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea.
169. Would you hold it against me if I said you look pretty today?
170. You know, throughout history there have only been seven wonders of the world. But when I looked at you, I realized there was an eighth.
171. Is your name Winter? Cause you’ll be coming soon 😉
172. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
173. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
174. If I had to rate you from 1 to America, I’d rate you the entire continent of America. Because you’re exceptional.
175. Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
176. You must be made of Copper and Tellurium because you’re CuTe.
177. Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you’re so hot.
178. I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your heart?
179. Girl, you must be Jamaican cause you Jamaican me crazy 😉
180. When God made you, he was showing off. 😉
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181. Are you from Tennessee, cause you’re the only Ten-I-see.
182. If I were to ask you out on a date, what day would work best for you?
183. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
184. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight? 😉
185. I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your place?
186. Did you go to church today, or did you just become my religion?
187. Baby you make my heart sing like Mariah Carey on Christmas.
188. Do you wanna build a snowman? (Or do something much more fun ;))
189. You must be a parking ticket cuz you’ve got fine written all over you 😉
190. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
191. Girl, you thicker than a bo stack, so let me be your Mrs. Pancake. 😉
192. You’re so beautiful, you gave me a headache… from looking up.
193. Are you butter? Because I’m on a roll with you.
194. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
195. Are you a relic from the Louvre? Cause you’re truly a masterpiece.
196. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten-N-C.
197. You look so good, I’d skip dessert and have you for breakfast instead.
198. Do you need CPR? Because you just took my breath away!
199. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you. 😉
200. I’m new in town, can I take you out and show you around sometime?
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Final Thought
And there you have it – over 200 of the best pickup lines for guys to incorporate into flirty banter or break the ice in fun social situations.
The key is to use them tastefully and follow up with sincere interaction, not just dismissively move on to the next target. Wit and charm are about heart, not just hollow lines.
I hope reading this extensive list sparks some humour to enhance connections. But ultimately, being a good listener, showing interest in others as people, and respecting boundaries will serve you much better in forging meaningful bonds.
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